You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Send help, water and tortillas.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
