Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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