therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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