If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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