my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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