Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
either way he was missing a nipple.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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