I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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