Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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