Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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