how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I am available for nakedness
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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