Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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