I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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