I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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