Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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