i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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