I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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