super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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