FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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