I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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