My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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