i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
worst night to have a conscience
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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