before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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