Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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