When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?