gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy