we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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