yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
