I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
How does one acquire holy water?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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