3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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