you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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