She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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