So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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