what if I'm pregnant?
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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