Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My bed smells like the plague
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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