It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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