sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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