...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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