We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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Oh Jesus.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think I just shit out all my problems.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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