how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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