i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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