I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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