Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
