we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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