You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
