I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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