I forgot how hot balto sounded
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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