i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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