Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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