Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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