you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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