I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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