So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
