Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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