9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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